FUNNY PHOTOS AND QUOTES

Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days!!!!!!!!!

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die!:)

... 2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.

3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop! :D

4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! :D

5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

6. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!